'Magic Solution to Companionship, Love, & Passion Revealed'

Do You Ever Wonder When You’re Going to Meet Your Special Someone?

Introducing for Women…

“1 Magical Solution to Easily Discover Amazing Companionship, Love Which Grows with Time, and Sizzling Hot Passion Finally Revealed in Depth”

Breakthrough Special Report: Gain an Unfair Advantage to Finding Love Fast
by Chris Dollis
Director of Romance
Chris Dollis Adventures

Victoria, British Columbia
Canada

Wednesday May 19^th, 2004
UPDATED: December 22^nd, 2005
AND: October 14, 2006

Dear Friend,

I have some shocking news for you.

You may be just DAYS away from meeting with THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE... and someone with whom to enjoy warmth, good-natured fun, and friendship.

I have even MORE shocking news. You won’t have to spend more than $4 to meet with him and it shouldn’t take more than TWENTY MINUTES of your time.

And I have STILL MORE shocking news. Even if this should happen for you, I will still have to admit to being embarrassed and humbled that it has finally come to this. I may even owe you a GREAT BIG FAT APOLOGY.

However, if you’re AT ALL concerned with enjoying romantic love or exhilarating lifelong passion... I urge you to lock the door, take the phone off the hook, power down your cell, kick off your shoes, get comfortable, and STUDY this letter – it IS that important! It introduces something THAT revolutionary!

Allow me a minute to explain.

My Friends Laughed When I Said What I Was Going to Do, but When I Sat Down at the Computer and Started Writing, Their Comments Took on a Different Tune

This is NOT a pitch for a self-help book. This is NOT a pitch for an online dating service. It’s not even a pitch for a magical love potion, a seminar, or even an astrological past love-life regression chart.

I don’t even want to sell you breast enlargement cream (if you need it) or sex-drive enhancement pills.

So just what the heck is this a pitch for?

Quite simply, dear reader, this is a pitch for me!

Have You Ever Thought About What It Takes to Find Lasting Real Love in the 21st Century?

OK, allow me ANOTHER minute to explain.

My name is Chris Dollis (yes, that’s me with the goofy smile on my face just before “Remembrance Day”) and I’ve gone to the ridiculous extreme of pulling an absurd stunt like this because I want to meet a VERY SPECIAL woman to love and enjoy and respect.

WARNING: You Must Have a Great Sense of Humour to Get the Most Out of This

Who knows? Maybe YOU are her. I KNOW you’re out there somewhere.

But I’ve recently realized that I would have to do something OUTRAGEOUS to get your attention, while weeding out all the CRAZIES, LOSERS, and DUM-DUMS who are keeping us from meeting each other.

I hope that last sentence doesn’t seem overly negative, but I think it’s a pretty accurate description of the dating scene for both men AND women.

It’s Enough to Make a Person Lean Against Their Bedroom Door and Silently Scream

But I digress. You may want to know a little about me.

I’m 32 years old.

I love children, health, animals (especially horses), passion, friendship, LIFE, love, stimulating conversation, good coffee, moonlit walks, and spending quiet time by the ocean alone or with someone – in roughly that order, except for the last one which fits in nicely with the others.

And I also love my work (developing a home-based sales and marketing business, some occasional voluntary political activities, as well as my “day job” learning new skills as a Business Customer Service Rep for a U.S. cell phone company).

I’m not really the most laid back person in the world. If you’re looking for someone who’s just COASTING their way through life with no concern and care as to what’s going on, CLOSE THIS WINDOW and go to the next “prospect” now!

I’m 5’2 and I wear size 36” jeans. I’ve been told I look a little like Jason Alexander (the actor who played George Costanza in Seinfeld). So if you need a hard muscular BODYBUILDER or a tall and slender “PRETTY BOY” type, move on!

Oh, and I love a woman’s company – but I love my own too and I often like being alone. So if you want someone to hold your hand, you’ve arrived at the right place. But if you want someone to dote on you 24/7 without ever leaving for a while to have his own time, space, and thoughts, I’d prefer you find yourself a “momma’s boy” who can meet your every desire. (NOT!)

What Would It Feel Like to Awaken Massive, Steamy, and Irresistible Passion in Your Love?

Are you in touch with your sweet side – and your “naughty” side too?

Because if you’re not ready to be treated with RESPECT, share PASSION, and enjoy MUTUAL PLEASURE – close this window. Find the man that’s right for you.

I can think of 69 reasons why I want, desire, and need a woman who has a wild, living, and vibrant sexual nature. But many of them are a little “risqué”... so I’ll just mention this one: because you will match me very nicely.

Oh, and I love affection. I CRAVE it. Long story, and perhaps I’ll share it with you one day... but basically my life changed instantly at 17 when I finally let a woman (love you, Kerry) touch me and give me a hug.

I’m a cuddler. And I express my thoughts and feelings when I want to. So if you’re a cold-hearted “harsh” woman who prides herself on never having feelings for anyone or anything ever... go see your coke dealer for affection, pleasure, and excitement. That is what I don’t want.

Now, what AM I looking for?

I strongly prefer a person with a sense of fun and adventure, an excellent imagination, and a good attitude - so very important!

Please also have a great sense of humour, enjoy play, and possess a love of all things sensual.

But I need more than just that.

3 (Three) Important Qualities to Delight the Heart of the Man Who Is Searching the World to Find His New Honey

If you’re intrigued by enjoying either romance or friendship, here’s what I ask - that you are:

1. DECENT. This is above everything. What I mean is you treat others well, EVEN WHEN THEY CAN’T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU because it’s who YOU are.

2. PASSIONATE ABOUT LIFE. You live vibrantly and you SHARE YOUR TRIUMPHS, have me COMFORT you in your moments of pain and disappointment, and you support me in being THE BEST I CAN BE. (And you give me a kick in the ~~butt~~ ass when I deserve it!)

3. LOVING. You believe that LOVE TRUMPS ALL considerations of time and space. Imagine, if you will, something terrible, yet ultimately moving. Do you realize there were couples and families who survived the Holocaust in World War 2... and who reunited after it was all over and built their LIVES together?

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If this sounds like you, drop me an email. [Edit: I originally had my old email address printed in the open and now to contact me click the above link] And do it right away! Today, I am available and temporarily on my own. Tomorrow... who knows? Don’t be the 27th person to reply to this letter when I end up for better or worse with #26.

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I Wrote This Poem Last Winter… but the Thing that’s Bugging Me Is I Can’t Figure Out Who I Wrote It For!

(Soul Mate’s Name to Go Here),

I was looking up at the moon tonight
I knew everything’d be alright
With my beautiful love by my side
We’re gonna take everything that comes in stride
My heart’s no longer blue you see
The world seems new – just you and me

A poor wretch once I was
Soul was lost just because
Thinking numbers could make up for love
“Heaven, Lord, help me up above!”
And He did one glorious day
Brought you in my life to stay

Love this feeling; crave it long
Thinking of you makes my heart grow strong
A shade of red catches my eye
To build, to grow, to no longer die
My passion, my heart, is beating again

My body responds as to other women (times ten!)

Does This Sound Too Good to Be True?

I’ll admit it.

I spent YEARS of my life not really knowing how to actually be happy.

Oh, I had fun. Lots of it sometimes. But knowing how to REALLY enjoy myself no matter what was happening around me? Yeah, right!

It is the glory of Great Ideas like choosing to be happy (just like great people, for example: Prime Minister Winston Churchill, Helen Keller, and Pope John Paul II) that they are not fashionable. They do not “move with the times” because all times fade away, and truth remains.

NOW that I’ve finally learned this....

Well, forgive me if I’m falling back on a cliché, but can I say that I’d enjoy having someone special to SHARE IT WITH?

Who Else Wants These Types of Companionship?

Wonderful as it could be, I think there is more to life than a long-term relationship with one person.

Therefore, you and I may enjoy a friendship, a romantic connection, or somewhere in between until, like a man wandering lost beneath the Earth in the pitch-black darkness of an abandoned mine, I at last stumble into the brilliant sunshine of the love I desire.

And I’ll keep my friends when that happens. You can too. And you can make more, just like I will.

I believe in supporting each other in pursuing and achieving great (good) things... not restraining one another from enjoying all life has to offer.

But if you think I want to get married this week, this month, or this year... whoa, Trigger. Slow down. Let’s go a little bit easy here. I’m sure you’re a really nice woman for someone who’s very traditional.

If You Aren’t Being Nurtured
and Loved, You Can Be

I’m curious about the possibility to meet:

- A woman who can show me she has a sense of purpose to her life, a smile on her lips, and laughter in her heart

- A woman who loves to have fun!

- Someone who is open to new learning, yet also has her own mind and thoughts – that decides for herself what’s important to her

- A woman who wants to share experiences with someone special

- A woman who wants a special person who will be her friend, maybe more: Her lover and skilled unpaid masseuse, partner and adventurer, who will add value and make each day brighter

- Someone who can choose on her own who she finds attractive depending on her own deep feelings

- Someone who is open to not just getting what she wants, but moving way past what she wants into exploring what would deeply fulfill her

If that sounds like you, we’ll get along great. And if that doesn’t sound like you, we won’t get along great.

Friendship and Romantic Adventures

Now, what the heck is the “$4” about?

Picture enjoying the warm glow of a great cup of coffee together, a rich hot chocolate, or even a latte (for your half; I’ll buy mine)!

And YES, if you’re a health freak like I am (becoming), you can order a fresh squeezed juice or a cup of herbal tea! Oh, and I am open to ALL TYPES of good relationships, including friendship with (or without) the possibility of more!

If You Are Open to New Opportunities, You Can Have More Fun and Excitement

I think you might agree that beauty is common, but people with a great attitude, good energy, and a wonderful outlook on life are really quite rare and they’re worth getting to know. And I think that’s an understanding that goes both ways.

So if you discover your own reasons for us to get to know each other, I invite you to get in touch with me by email by clicking here.

Are You Ready to Unleash the Happy Girl Within?

Of course, you don’t have to write to me right away; you may want to take a few moments to sense the anticipation or even read this letter over a few times before you write to me.

Then you can look back on it and take pleasure in the contentment you feel as you look forward to receiving my reply!

One more thing: I’m interested in meeting in person, not wasting time with instant messages and emails back and forth. If you’re reading this looking for online pen pals, I’m not the guy for you.

If, however, you’re adventurous enough to take a chance and meet a guy like me in the real world, then you and I just might get along just fine – I’d love to hear from you.

Warmly,

P.S. I’m intrigued by friendship and perhaps more with a great woman, so if you find you want to talk, don’t be shy! Remember the old saying, she who hesitates... dances alone. You can write to me here.

More Information If You Want the Down and Dirty Facts

Age: 32
Height: 5’ 2”
Eye Colour: Brown
Hair Colour: Brown, Shaved Bald
Facial Hair: Goatee
Body Type: A Few Extra Pounds
Location: Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Astrological Sign: Leo
Religion: I Believe In Good And Evil As Well As God (A Creator-Spirit), But Have No Particular “Religion”
Education: Self-Educated!
Occupation: Creating A Sales And Marketing Business / Volunteer Political Activist / Business Customer Service Representative For A U.S. Cell Phone Company
My Ideal Place To Live Is: The City (Condo By Ocean) / Country (Hobby Farm With Horses)
The Cleanliness Of My Home Is: Usually Clean
Smoking Behaviour: Don’t Smoke
Drinking Behaviour: Occasional Beer And The Odd Glass Of Whiskey Or Wine
Drug Use: None – Unless You Count “Mainlining” Starbucks Coffee And Enjoying Scintillating Green Tea!
Diet: I Eat A Healthy Hunter-Gatherer Type Diet: Mostly Lean Meats, Fish, Fruits, And Water-Rich Vegetables, With Seeds, Nuts, And Eggs In Moderation
My Fashion Would Best Be Described As: Business / Jeans And T-Shirt
My Sense Of Humour Is: Light-Hearted
At Parties I Am: Cruiser With Intent
My Work Habit Is: Often Put In Overtime
When It Comes To Money I: Invest Some And Then Spend Some
When It Comes To Meeting Someone I Am: Right On Time
My Favourite Types Of Music Are: Rock, Rap / Hip Hop, Electronic / Techno, Classical
In My Free Time I Enjoy: A Good Walk, Working Out And “Martial Arts” Training, Riding Horses, Swimming, Writing, Curling Up With A Good Book, Studying Various Esoteric Things Of Interest Only To Me, Lunch With A Friend, Spending Time With The Family, Meeting New People (Often Outrageously), Romance, Passion, Communication
Turn-Ons: Flirting, Public And Private Displays Of Affection, A“GO FOR IT!” Attitude
Have Children: No
Want Children: Yes (To Be Very Clear, I Would Like Children At The Right Time WHICH MAY BE YEARS FROM NOW; However, If You Love Children, But Can’t Have Any, That’s Okay… As Long As You’re Willing To Explore Other Options In The Future. And If You HAVE Children, This Is A Good Thing!)
Relationship Status: Single And Enjoying It

A Few Photographs

Photo taken November, 2003. (It’s not my car but, damn, I love it!)

At work in May, 2004.

My niece and I in May, 2002.

12 Quotes that Inspired Me:

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
– Mark Twain

“Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake.”
– Marie Beyon Ray

“People who are sensible about love are incapable of it.”
– Douglas Yates

“Pay no attention to what the critics say; no statue has ever been erected to a critic.”
– Jean Sibelius

“Are you in earnest? Seize this very minute! Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.”
– John Anster

“Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature…. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.”
– Helen Keller

“Love is not blind – it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.”
– Rabbi J. Gordon

“Far better it is to dare mighty things to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered with failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that know not victory or defeat.”
– Theodore Rosevelt

“Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.”
– Anon.

“Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.”
– Rose Franken

“Look. If you had one shot or one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, one moment, would you capture it… or just let it slip?”
– Eminem

“A ship in harbour is safe, but that’s not what ships are built for.”
– William Shedd

“If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.”
– Lynda Barry