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1. LMFAO…. That was TOTALLY Hilarious!!

   Ill totally get you some Mandles… maybe ill start with Burrito Fart followed by Urinal Deodorizer! hahahaha

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   2:17 AM Vancouver, Canada time on Wed. Feb 27th, ’08

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Name: Christoph Dollis

Age: 36

Location: Victoria, British Columbia, Canada

Sources of Pleasure and Joy: Work, physical training, personal development, Jacqui and my family, electronic trance music, green tea, quality brewed dark roast coffee, the ocean, children playing, horses, travel, and a great deal more.

My Work: If you work in business, an organization, or government — or you are an owner or a manager — have you ever noticed similar information must be data entered more than once?

Mysterious “all-knowing“ database, spreadsheets throughout your organization with different names for the same thing, Word documents, CRM software, your website, your intranet, production and inventory, point of sale systems, audit accountability, a multitude of either custom or off the shelf systems, plain old fashioned paper...? As an Eruptik Technologies Account Manager, I help businesses organize the information they use so it only needs to be entered once.

This allows you to improve accuracy, gain efficiencies, and trim expenses. For example, in hiring new staff to do redundant busy work.

Then your data goes exactly where you want it to go, even directly to your website without any further actions on your part if you choose. Or keep it internal: Slice and dice your data for anomaly-spotting, profit-building, money-saving visual analytics. Singing: “One of these things is not like the other....”

Your custom information management system can go live in weeks or days, not months, is a fraction of the cost of other custom software solutions, and you can change it any time as you say to yourself, “Can it do this?”

My philosophy is yes, you can. You can do it!

Forget about companies or consultants telling you you can't or it will cost you a small fortune. That it will take you many months to deploy. That you can't change your information management system when you want.

Effective and efficient for your size organization.

From a one-person shop who wants to automate processes and earn more money with less work to government, non-profit societies, and businesses of all types. If you have info to manage, I might be able to help.

Eruptik’s information management engine is rock solid reliable because of its small field tested code base. And unlike “off the shelf” software, it does what you want it to do the way you want to do it. Affordably.

Upbringing: I was born on the prairies of Canada in Winnipeg, Manitoba. I moved to BC because my parents got divorced when I was 13 and my dad wanted a warmer climate, but personally... I just wanted to escape the mosquitoes.

Crazy ‘Subject’: Her name is Jacqui (short for Jacqueline), her friends call her Jac or Jax, and her nickname is Bear. She is a very silly person and is the subject of this blog. For more info, read on.

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